Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Some Grandpa Uno Statistics

Running some of the numbers, we thought we could bring you something new and interesting about Grandpa Uno. The following is a list of numerical representations of the some of Grandpa Uno's perhaps more-interesting feats.

Since birth, Grandpa Uno was reared 42 children with 51 different mothers.

Grandpa Uno has 2,722 grandchildren, more than half of them are unrelated by blood. Historical staff members Andrew and Jeff are unrelated grandchildren of Grandpa Uno's.

Grandpa Uno left 6 different women at the altar. All 6 still love him.

He has visited 114 different countries, and 49 US States. He never thought North Dakota should count.

When Grandpa was a boy of 7, he started his first company. When he was 9, he closed it, having built 13 million-dollar businesses in the time between. The first one was a lemonade stand, which he closed, but held onto the property deeds. Eventually, he would sell those deeds to a company that would call itself "Del's" and become a benchmark in the frozen lemonade industry.

He lost his virginity at 11 and found it at 15.

Grandpa is an only child.

Grandpa Uno hold 10 doctorates from 10 different institutions. 12 of those are honorary. He refused two of them, but his name is still listed as having received in university records offices. He didn't believe Duke or USC to be accredited institutions.

He also holds the following degrees: MBA, JD, MS, and a Master of Arts and Letters.

Grandpa has been a guest star on 91 television shows, wrote pilot episodes for 4, produced 14 Broadway shows, and has appeared in 412 movies, either as an actor, or because of his historical impact on the story being told.

Grandpa Uno's chest hair is considered currency in 3 African countries.

There are 175 Pizzeria Uno locations in 28 states, Puerto Rico, South Korea, United Arab Emirates, Honduras, Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Each was personally opened by Grandpa Uno.

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