Carnival in Narragansett: 1989

I remember the time Grandpa Uno took us to the carnival down in Narragansett. Gandpa brought fourteen Uno pizzas and told all the little kids that wanted to to eat them that they were opped with asbestos. We ate like kings. Then he balloon-sword-fought Binkie the Clown for nearly three hours (Binkie had some pizza too) and won. Now Binkie attends each of our birthday parties free of charge.